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Handsome Men Blow by James Cox

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Handsome Heroes, 4

Horns, tail, and rainbow cum... 

What happens when a thief, posing as a king, gets his own harem? Malvern is a fake king trying to survive long enough for a ship to whisk him away to another planet. He never expects to get a ragtag harem of near rejects. One is a human that makes Malvern long for domination. Then there’s the redhead with scars on his back, red eyes and oh yeah, his cum glows in the dark. The last man in this messed up harem is in chains because he’s too violent. 

When a wicked storm hits, Malvern is forced to make a hard decision—his own survival or save their lives. He also has limited time to make that choice because the real king is on his way to claim the throne. How the hell is this going to end well?

Be Warned: m/m sex, menage sex (MMM) (MMMM), rimming, spanking


Excerpt:

“Who’s up for a game of cock bobbing?” I asked with a grin.

Shay nodded enthusiastically while Norcon nodded slowly. I still didn’t know his back-story. “Hey, Norcon, does you cum glow too?”

“Yes.” He stroked his dick making it lengthen further. “It also tastes sweet like nectar fruit.”

“Really?” I wanted some of that!

“No,” he said deadpan.

I chuckled. “Funny.”

Norcon gave the smallest of smiles. “It does glow though for several hours after my release.”

All this talk was turning my cock into uncomfortably hard territory. “A glowing trail of sticky breadcrumbs...a twist on an old earth story I once heard.” I stroked my dick. The three of us sitting around naked was enough to stir a finicky straight male. “Care to demonstrate?”

He frowned. “Of course, Your Highness.”

“It’s not an order.” I sat back further. These guys kept thinking of me as their master rather than their fuck buddy. It was seriously putting a damper on any fun I was having.

Norcon stood so that his dick was hanging over the rock. He grabbed his cock. Touching the curved head, the long length and then his base, free of hair. He played with his balls and I smiled knowing it was for my enjoyment.

Shay was rubbing his hand up and down my thigh as we watch Norcon.

He fondled his shaft. Bending his knees and tilting his head back. In the dim light, his dick seemed to glow brighter. Shining like a beacon. I wondered if he tasted different, did he feel different on the tongue or up the ass. It was going to be my new mission to find out. I even caught Rykna pick up his head from the bed to take a peek.

Shay’s hand slid slowly up my thigh and I saw him bite his lip as his fingers brushed my cock.

Norcon started breathing heavier. He made a circle with his thumb and two fingers, rubbing just below the head of his shaft.

I leaned forward, Shay’s hand slipping to my inside thigh and brushing my balls. I grabbed his hand, linking our fingers and licking my lips. I slid my tail out of the warm water and gave Norcon’s ass a single spank.

Norcon let out a harsh grunt and came. His cum, glowing like a fucking radiation leak, shot out onto the dark rock. It was amazing, as it remained bright. Norcon kept stroking and emptied his balls. He licked his fingers free of jizz before turning around.

I watched as his shaft began to deflate and his cum stay vivid. Interesting and sexy as a harem. Ironic, considering that’s just where I was. “That was beautiful,” I murmured.

“Thank you.” Norcon sat back down.

Shay squeezed my hand, which was dangerously close to the live bomb between my legs. I used our grip to rub the back of his hand along my hairy thigh. “Do you have someone...back home?” Did any of these guys have boyfriends, husbands, or lovers torn from their grasp?

Shay shook his head. “I am considered short for a human,” he said with his eyes downcast.

He was never looking up, never initiating eye contact. I used my finger to lift his chin so we could stare at each other. “I think you’re perfect.” I did and he was. He was smaller than me, which most men were, but I liked that. It made my dominant side rear up and take pride.

Shay gave me a smile. “Thank you.”

“You know what else I think is perfect...” I licked my bottom lip and let go of his hand. I reached out and dragged my fingernails along his lean, pale thigh. “That sexy cock of yours.” I pressed forward, my lips finding his. It was our first real kiss and it scorched me to the bone. Our mouths slowly fused together, forming a rhythmic motion. Licks became duels with our tongues and Shay let me win. I knew he did as I pulled back to stare at his flushed cheeks. I slid the tip of my tail up his thigh and nudge it against his dick. 

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  1. Rainbow Book Reviews 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 24th Apr 2015

    This fourth book in the series of outrageously erotic stories set in space focuses on one of the characters in the previous book: Malvern. He is a tall Paldorian with two black horns, a tail, and rainbow-colored, um, essence. He is a thief and proud of it (at least that’s what he tells himself), but the adventures in this story make him reconsider his options. The tale is as outrageous as the first three volumes in the series, so if you’re expecting hard science fiction, this is not where you’ll find it – actually just check the title and you’ll know. If, however, you have a sense of humor and are looking for a fun, slightly over-the-top story that will make you smile, then you might want to give it a try. It can be read on its own, but it’s more fun if you read the others first.

    All Malvern wants is to get off the prison transport so he’s safe from being thrown in prison after his latest misappropriation of property. Unfortunately he does not have the correct ID to be let go, and when he “obtains” some other guy’s, it turns out Malvern is now a king. And that includes a harem of three men and a newly terraformed planet. Of course, being the con man he is and fearing for his safety if he belatedly admits to his thievery, he fakes it. And I have to say, between all the bedroom activity and making sure the other inhabitants of the small planet are okay, Malvern does a pretty good job. Still, he knows the real king is bound to want his throne back, so Malvern is ready to run. And when nothing goes as planned, Malvern has to make a tough decision, which takes him all of a few seconds. Yay for Malvern!

    If you like space opera with a significant dose of humor, if having a good time with galactic thieves, miscreants, and other suspect aliens is your thing, and if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief for a read that is outrageous, hot, and very funny, then you will probably like this novella.


  2. Love Bytes 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 11th Feb 2015

    Malvern is back for this installment. He has escaped from the League of Universal Peace by stealing the identity chip of a man he later finds out is the King of a newly terraformed planet. Because of the chip, Malvern is whisked off to that planet. To his surprise, he also has a harem of three men, one human named Shay, one ice cold humanoid named Rynka who is bound in chains, and a humanoid named Norcon who has a glow in the dark penis.

    The new planet ends up only having a few people on it. Can Malvern get away with the deception? What will happen with the harem? What will happen when the true King shows up? All questions answered in this story.

    One interesting note, Malvern it appears might be the brother of Ashthor from the first story. It doesn’t actually say that anywhere, and they don’t interact in this story, but will they ever reunite? My inquiring mind wants to know if I’m correct in my guess!


  3. MM Good Book Reviews 4 Star Review

    Posted by on 3rd Nov 2014

    Malvern is a thief who escapes imprisonment and takes the place of a new king. After arriving on the plane, he is informed his harem is waiting for him. Malvern tries his best to act like a king but at the same time helps those in need until the real cruel king shows up and has him put back in a cell.

    Intense, action packed adventure of a false king trying to do the right thing for the people on the planet he’s on. I really liked the descriptions of Malvern, Norcon, and Rykna they were very interesting as well as the planet itself.

    A few battle scenes in the mix made for a great read as well as the hot sex between Malvern, Norcon, Rykna and Shay.


  4. The TBR Pile 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 26th Oct 2014

    What a story! I loved Malvern. He wasn’t a good guy but he wasn't a bad guy. When he has these men in his harem depending on him it really brings out his good side. The story progresses with these guys and Malvern bonding. Then the real king returns. There was great action that was really well written. These stories take place on other planets and I really like the details in each of the world’s that the author adds. I loved the romance too. It was hard core sex, including threesome and foursomes with all their strange additions. I was hot reading this book despite the fact that it's winter here. Lol. Who doesn't want to read about spanking and tons of hard, horny men?! There is freaking tail sex! And rainbow freaking color sperm! That's a win/win in my mind.


  5. brilliant! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 6th Oct 2014

    I know it's gonna be hard, but I want you to look past the Tails, Horns and Rainbow Cum that features so heavily in this book - Yes, I know it's hard - but when you do, you will find an utterly enthralling read. My first chuckle came with the reading of The Dedication. It was a "Tail sex dedication" (nice touch author!) and then my laughter rang out loud and clear throughout the whole of the book, the author's wit is exemplary! Even the insults were hilarious, my favourite being "don't make me shove that up your arse and shoot. It'll piss off your cell mate not being able to f^*k a bitch like you" - absolute classic! James Cox is the only author I know that can take a lowlife, thief, conman with no scruples and then make him into a Hero with such extraordinary style. There was not one thing that I disliked about the book, every page was a delight to read. Without doubt, the best book written by the author to date. Can't wait to see what he thinks up next?


  6. Horns and a tail...delicious!!!! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 6th Oct 2014

    I loved this book and Malvern so much, i think i will reread it again soon.
    With just the first few lines you just have to fall for this horned thief with a soft spot and a long tail. His funny and sarcastic mentiones along the story are awesome and make the reading flowing by so easy, you can't believe at the turn of the last page that this journey is already over.
    As handsome and narcissistic as can be, Malvern can't get enough of himself but also of his new Harem of three unbelievable hot and sexy men he layed his eyes on and got the responsibility for with his "new role" as a king of a new world.
    Accidentally taking over this position to escape from prison, this sexy tail whipping hunk gets more and more comfortable with his new duties, especially with the ones that include three handsome men. The sex is unbelievable hot and sexy, and when you think you have seen and heard it all, no way with James Cox! His guys come up with some new Special "treats" you wouldn't dream of! And those tail....no words needed! But beside the hot sex, th closer he got to them the more they own a piece of his heart. So even the search for a plan to escape isn't that important anymore, although the real king is on his way.
    I loved to see how Malvern changes from chapter to chapter to the good side, so that on one special moment i just growled at my kindle: "Don't you dare....!!". Will the best thief of the universe go on with his old life and leave his new found heart? Or will he risk it all to begin something new? Well, you have to read that to get your answer...
    James Cox did it again, and i hope he will do some more of this hot stuff in the future soon!! Can't wait for the next Handsome-story!!


  7. My favorite one yet! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 29th Sep 2014

    This book is absolutely the most entertaining book I have ever read! I laughed so many times. Malvern and some of the things he says are classic. He definitely had much love for himself! My two favorite lines from the book

    Oh yea, I also have rainbow cum and was the sexiest bi**h anyone will ever meet.

    See, I wasn't that bad of a guy and an awesome thief. Oh, and a big d*ck in case anyone's takng notes.

    Oh my gosh there were so many more! So Malvern escapes from a holding cell and manages to take over a king's identity and is transported off to "his" planet where he meets his harem, Shay, Rykna, and Norcon. All with slave collars on.
    Each has their own unique personality. Malvern has a way of drawing each man out of their shell, and their pants. Between getting spanked by his tail and his rainbow sperm, what more could you ask for in a king???
    Things go awry when the real king returns. Will the mercy and compassion Malvern has shown his villagers pay off? Has he done enough for his harem and sacrificed enough for his new found love?
    James Cox has yet another hit on his hands! So in love with this author right now!!!


  8. Horns and a tail....delicious!!!! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 29th Sep 2014

    I loved this book and Malvern so much, i think i will reread it again soon.
    With just the first few lines you just have to fall for this horned thief with a soft spot and a long tail. His funny and sarcastic mentiones along the story are awesome and make the reading flowing by so easy, you can't believe at the turn of the last page that this journey is already over.
    As handsome and narcissistic as can be, Malvern can't get enough of himself but also of his new Harem of three unbelievable hot and sexy men he layed his eyes on and got the responsibility for with his "new role" as a king of a new world.
    Accidentally taking over this position to escape from prison, this sexy tail whipping hunk gets more and more comfortable with his new duties, especially with the ones that include three handsome men. The sex is unbelievable hot and sexy, and when you think you have seen and heard it all, no way with James Cox! His guys come up with some new Special "treats" you wouldn't dream of! And those tail....no words needed! But beside the hot sex, th closer he got to them the more they own a piece of his heart. So even the search for a plan to escape isn't that important anymore, although the real king is on his way.
    I loved to see how Malvern changes from chapter to chapter to the good side, so that on one special moment i just growled at my kindle: "Don't you dare....!!". Will the best thief of the universe go on with his old life and leave his new found heart? Or will he risk it all to begin something new? Well, you have to read that to get your answer...
    James Cox did it again, and i hope he will do some more of this hot stuff in the future soon!! Can't wait for the next Handsome-story!!


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